Stripe screenshot, $7 MRR
cropped at the comma
cropped at the comma
Internet
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MARKED 0/25
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"$10K/mo" (gross)
pre-refunds, pre-ads, pre-rent
pre-refunds, pre-ads, pre-rent
"First $1 online"
it was your mom
it was your mom
Ramen profitable
parents pay rent
parents pay rent
Bootstrapped
unemployed, technically
unemployed, technically
Lifetime deal panic sale
4th this quarter
4th this quarter
"$0 → $10K"
followers, not dollars
followers, not dollars
Acquired for undisclosed
it was $1
it was $1
Affiliate link in bio
0 clicks, 1 hope
0 clicks, 1 hope
ChatGPT wrapper = "AI startup"
system prompt is the moat
system prompt is the moat
"Built in 4 hours"
took 4 weeks
took 4 weeks
"Vibe coding" the whole app
Cursor did everything
Cursor did everything
FREE
STACK
REORG
STACK
REORG
Stealth mode
shipped 0 things
shipped 0 things
Boilerplate sold as SaaS
$49/mo for a Stripe button
$49/mo for a Stripe button
Domain hoarder
$14k/yr, 0 sites live
$14k/yr, 0 sites live
"We're hiring"
no funding, no salary
no funding, no salary
Cofounder wanted (equity only)
"huge upside"
"huge upside"
Launched, never marketed
"product will speak for itself"
"product will speak for itself"
Pivoted 4 times this month
"moving fast"
"moving fast"
Rewrote it in Rust
still 12 users
still 12 users
Waitlist of 47 = "viral"
screenshot every Friday
screenshot every Friday
Abandoned waitlist
launching soon™ since 2023
launching soon™ since 2023
Skool, 3 members
2 are alts
2 are alts
Beehiiv newsletter, 12 subs
"growing fast"
"growing fast"
01 Hustler Score™
0/100
02 Diagnosis
Status: UNINFECTED
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Instagramscreenshot story, vague caption, post and pray
Group chatjust send it. they're already worried.
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